OBSERVATIONS FROM THE BRIDGE

A perpetual love letter to the world wide web:
I post things that provoke emotions...
most of which can be summed up by a single vowel
repeated a bunch of times.
"eeeeee!" "oooooooooh!" "AAAAAA[RG]H!"
May 29 '12
this suddenly made me really happy, and simultaneously quite homesick.
which doesn’t especially make sense. homesick for a time i guess.

this suddenly made me really happy, and simultaneously quite homesick.

which doesn’t especially make sense. homesick for a time i guess.

1 note Tags: growing up

May 29 '12

Currently watching Troll 2 at Ye Olde Fuck Shaq. This is probably my last night on this couch in this living room…ever.

Acting.

I can only hear what’s happening on the screen, but it sounds as though an sleepy/drugged lady is advancing unenthusiastically on her neighbor with a chainsaw.

1 note Tags: growing up mormons hollywood classics

May 25 '12
the only reason i ever considered getting a twitter is now the only reason i’ll ever consider buying a piece of cross-stichery
embroidered kanye west tweets there’s more

the only reason i ever considered getting a twitter is now the only reason i’ll ever consider buying a piece of cross-stichery

embroidered kanye west tweets there’s more

2 notes Tags: kanye embroidery fuckin fonts so emotional

May 25 '12

1 note Tags: oh god minneapolis

May 25 '12
come back from nm please now

come back from nm please now

(Source: fundaze)

7 notes (via fundaze)Tags: my beautiful friend ben mreow

May 25 '12
globaldomeblower:

Researching the above, I came across the greatest comment posted anywhere on anything. I share it with you now:

globaldomeblower:

Researching the above, I came across the greatest comment posted anywhere on anything. I share it with you now:

DUMBOS

3 notes (via globaldomeblower)Tags: too much sauce altogether too much

May 16 '12

Tags: codona

May 14 '12

Tags: american apparel you're not the boss of me fuck that shit

May 13 '12

things i have done so far this summer

1. go to work, frequently and ferociously

2. drink beer, frequently and ferociously

3. …..

Tags: summer in the twin cities

May 9 '12
Oh hey, mr. future prez. Sure, you can crash on my futon.

Oh hey, mr. future prez. Sure, you can crash on my futon.

(Source: cracked.com)

6 notes Tags: Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton strange bearded men

May 4 '12

16 notes (via katplanet & thatonespecailsweater)Tags: ditto

May 4 '12
http://crookedman.bandcamp.com/album/summer
my friend is pretty talented and shit. as he recommended to me, I will also recommend to you the track “storm”.
(but really, they are both just…yeah. lie on your floor. shhh.)

http://crookedman.bandcamp.com/album/summer

my friend is pretty talented and shit. as he recommended to me, I will also recommend to you the track “storm”.

(but really, they are both just…yeah. lie on your floor. shhh.)

(Source: the-contrary)

16 notes (via the-contrary)Tags: music octopus free association

Apr 25 '12

my friend rachel on plentyofish (online dating site)

  • Her: Yeah, I'm in a band. It's pretty fun, but tough on the ol' vocal chords. Two Queen songs really tests your abilities!
  • Guy: Queen, eh? That is pretty tough. Freddie may have been a queer, but man that queer could sing! Kinda how I feel about Elton John, David Bowie, and Joe Biden.

2 notes Tags: LOL troll joe biden the singing queer

Apr 25 '12
story of my life. i’ll let you speculate about which I am.

story of my life. i’ll let you speculate about which I am.

1 note Tags: boing boing octopussies

Apr 23 '12
“they loose!!” ——-> has NOBODY noticed what an awesome typo that is?! get it? GET IT?!?!

“they loose!!” ——-> has NOBODY noticed what an awesome typo that is?! get it? GET IT?!?!

(Source: fussybabybitch)

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